Fortune Favors The Bold.
Car modeling today. Holla at me.
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy